OYSTER PIER
PLUS: New and well kept with a good boat layout. Moorings available.
NEGGIES: Less accessible by road and rail than by river and in a slight backwater. I am not sure how much of a west London gal I might be.
SCHWEFFINESS SCORE: 9/10 I will be in the company of sheikhs and right next to a helipad.

This whole mad cap idea started when I went to look at a boat moored on Oyster Pier so it’s only appropriate that I head back there. The sun was shining and life afloat was looking like a great choice. There are few negatives here – good layout, great mix of boats and a peaceful outlook.

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