How about you come and help. In return I can offer…
– the chance to pick up a new skill… To participate in a dying craft… Like dry stone walling with fewer stones and no walls.
– a suntan/sunburn in April (of the farmers tan variety unless you are willing to go sleeveless)
– an endless supply of sandwiches and tea. They only do hamandcheese/cheeseandpickle/eggandcress in Rye. There ain’t no hummous.
– an overly developed right shoulder from all that hammer action and a sore left thumb from where that hammer action doesn’t go to plan. In fact, sod it, I can offer a lifetime of back problems and osteopathy visits. Add to this tinnitus from the endless clanging sounds.